Monday, July 28, 2008

She Moved Again

My fantasy author, Sandy Lender, now sits in her new apartment amid tons of boxes. It's unsettling. She says the good news is the move is over and her parents have come to town to assist in unpacking. She has an inordinate number of books...

Now, you might ask yourself why on earth would an author select this time of her "writer's life" to change abodes. She's just been diagnosed with a pretty serious illness and is just starting treatment for said illness while still recovering from a major surgery. It seems "odd" at best that she would pack boxes of books and kitchen utensils, clothes and computer equipment to move. As luck would have it (what's that, dear? oh, yes, your luck is less than stellar) As her luck would have it, the landlord from whom she rented the former abode ran into some legal issues with the condominium association and the bank. Both entities are suing him. Sandy's attorney suggested she "get out" immediately if not sooner.

So here we are in an apartment community where she feels confident that the property management company won't go into foreclosure. She says it's worth a heavy sigh of relief because we made it here with minimal loss of sanity. There was a brief moment in the car, as we passed the moving trailer parked at the side of the road, when she said, "well of course our movers are stopped at the side of the road. Why not?" We doubled back to check on them to discover they had not just a flat tire, but a tire that was on the verge of blowing out. Because the key to the lug nuts (I have no idea what those are, but Sandy's helping me and that's what she's called the items that blocked the successful changing of the flat tire) was stored in the front of the trailer, the movers would have had to have emptied all of her belongings out onto the side of the road to get it and change the tire. I find that a bit odd, but, the team elected to leave everything as it was and drive on. Sandy drove behind with her car's hazard lights flashing. As a short, flashing caravan, the two made it to the new apartment and all was well.

She says this is a step up because she gets to rent a garage and non-timid ducks approach her begging for food. I told her all animals recognize her as "a pushover."

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2 comments:

Laura M. Crawford said...

Nigel!! Sandy's not a pushover, she's kind, considerate, generous, and loves all the small creatures of the Earth, be they waterfowl or turtles, with the exception of the 8-legged variety which should be purged from the Earth in a huge fireball. Oh, sorry...

I'm very happy that you all made it safely, and I'm glad I got to chat with you while you were waiting by the side of the road. I hope you took notes, Sandy, this is going to be one hell of an inspirational book!! My favorite part will be when this is all behind you and you are sipping champagne with QH and I as we read the raving reviews of both of our books hitting the NY Times Bestseller lists simultaneously!!

Just then a telegram arrives (does anyone send telegrams anymore??), which gives us the news that Idiot boy has fallen off the mountain in Poland. Cheers!!

Oh, how sweet it is!!

Laura :)

Nigel said...

Laura,
I'll have a telegram receiving machine set up on her yacht just for such special messages.
Nigel

 
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